Meet Kristi Lynda
Your Petite, Coffee-Obsessed Biz Wingwoman!
Let’s chat about the 5ft2 powerhouse who’ll work for your biz so you don’t have to climb life’s top shelves. (Seriously — why are microwaves always so high?!😂)
Kristi Lynda: Social Media Guru + VA Extraordinaire
Based in Cape Town (PE roots, because coastal
vibes fuel her soul!).
90% coffee, 10% water, 100% quirks—think leggings-all-day energy and a laugh louder than a
Nespresso steam wand.
Since 2014, she’s been weaving magic online—from reuniting biological families on Facebook (yes, really!) to making feeds sizzle like a fresh espresso.
Why Kristi?
✨ She’s your shortcut through the admin jungle —no ladder required. (But maybe send her a step stool. 🪑)
✨ Social media? She’ll craft posts so you they’ll have folks double-tapping like you’re Beyoncé in a pantsuit. 👑
✨ Team player vibes: Communicates clearer than your barista’s latte art instructions.
“But will she get me?” Kristi doesn’t just “get” you— she’ll memorize your quirks faster than you can say “vanilla oat milk cold brew.”
Ready to offload the grind and sip your life back?
Email “KRISTI, PLEASE” and she’ll slide into your inbox like a perfectly timed coffee delivery.
Email “KRISTI, PLEASE”
And she’ll slide into your inbox like a perfectly timed coffee delivery.